All your base are belong to me

Trav[is]:
Man.
Myth.
Mastermind?

You'd do well to know a pundit such as he.

Jill J is a ...........

Hen Fruit Mishap

he... he... he....
Too bad.... So sad....

Subjective Interpretation

A thing of beauty?
Replace the word an..tici..pation with the word in...terp...retation as you hum that catchy Heines ketchup commercial tune.

Think about that this Holiday season.

Quadruped Quandary

Age: 1 Yr.
Sign: Gemini
Location: Branson, AR

Ideal Romantic Date:
I like for somepig to treat me like a real swine. (;=} I imagine we would stroll through the barnyard as the sun sets. Dinner at the trough is my fav. I love slop. I would end the evening with a nice dip in the mud. That always makes me sizzle.

About you:
I am looking for a long term relationship. I want a pig that will bring home the bacon, if you know what I'm sayin. (;=} This little piggy poses for all those of you who are feelin' lonley. I need some company. Oink oink baby.

Because I cannot [whilst not at Ryan's Steak House] satisfy Drew's request for some hefty folks gettin busy with a bowl of smashed potatoes, I will interject some artistic licensing. Here. I thought you would have just a much fun with this one.

Sinking Toilet Paper

Be it a bit late, here is Jeremy's request. I will be posting a subjective interpretation of this later. Thank you.

Capricious Camera Captures

In the intrest of feedback, I will take the advice of blogging afficiando Biz Stone and request from you any ideas you have for picutres you might like to see. Latley I've been having [perhaps too much] fun with the camera phone. I realize that pictures I have posted may not be as enjoyable to those of you who are not, more or less, directly involved. My only desire is to please you, the Deirdo Speakish reader. I want to put my lack of photographic talents to use for you. I will do my best to oblige. Post a comment with your request and I will do most of what it takes to make your dream a reality. The only limitation I will impose is that there be no large amount of money involved in creating your vision. I'd rather not spend $100 on honey mustard, diapers, and a rented tuxedo.

OK, let's have some fun.

Oh yes, I also reserve the right to subjective interpretation. Some pictures make take longer due to content. Don't just do somethng, stand there!