Age: 1 Yr.
Sign: Gemini
Location: Branson, AR
Ideal Romantic Date:
I like for somepig to treat me like a real swine. (;=} I imagine we would stroll through the barnyard as the sun sets. Dinner at the trough is my fav. I love slop. I would end the evening with a nice dip in the mud. That always makes me sizzle.
About you:
I am looking for a long term relationship. I want a pig that will bring home the bacon, if you know what I'm sayin. (;=} This little piggy poses for all those of you who are feelin' lonley. I need some company. Oink oink baby.
2 comments:
The pig's ability to provide us with numerous tasty foodstuffs is common knowlege. But only slightly less well known is this: the pig has mastered the art of seduction.
What??!! Where did the picture of you in the bathtub go? That was a thing of beauty.
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